I really should have started this years ago, so much has happened in the intervening time, most of which has been discarded from my memory… for reasons that should become clear.
There is a limit to the amount of insanity that one mind can healthily retain.
A pity because you really could not make this up.
Everything I will tell you is the truth (albeit as seen from my point of view).
Allow me to introduce myself, I am Mr Electron and I met my long term partner Ms Proton some twenty years ago. Obviously we were instantly attracted to each other.
I did not mind that Ms Proton had created 3 particles by 2 previous attractions. Quark, Strangeness & Charm were all in their mid teens so I felt sure that they would not be of any great intrusion in our future lives together.
For sure, they would soon be on their way out into the Universe creating their own little worlds.